AM: A Comedy · 22 July 2009
Had to laugh at Tony Eastly on AM this morning..
Utegate · 25 June 2009
20th June 2009
I do love a good political smear campaign.
The recent alleged misleading of parliament by Wayne Swan and Kevin Rudd has gained a lot of traction in the last 24 hours – and has subsequently been given the nickname Utegate.
I love how Aussie that is – If there were ever going to be an Aussie Prime Minister scandal to rival Watergate, it was going to be UteGate.
The affair has been compared to that of the previous government’s infamous Weapons for Wheat scandal but to be fair (and I’m not a Rudd apologist by any stretch of the imagination) he was only (allegedly) helping out a mate… not Saddam Hussein.
It’s amazing how much coverage something gets in a slow news week- and I suspect the days ahead will be cluttered with Ruddgate material. I reckon Rudd will just be praying for another ship to crash into Newcastle.
Rudd could just shrug this off with a contrived “Fair shake of the sauce bottle mate.” Or, it could become the undoing of Rudd’s squeaky-clean term in office.
23rd June 2009
Well it seems Utegate has indeed become quite the political shit-storm, but in a masterful backhand from Rudd, he’s turned it on Turnbull and found the email to be fraudulent; urging he apologise and resign.
In the immortal words of Happy Gilmore, “Talk about your all time backfires..”
Between all of the brilliant cartoons shooting out of the presses around the nation, I think the most humourous thing I’ve seen is a fraudulent (ironic) Twitter account being made in Godwin Gretch’s name.. I love the bio description.
And Just for the record… How much does Gretch remind you of Dobby from Harry Potter!
28th June 2009
To see my final take on Utegate for the week on ABC’s Insiders program, click the video below.
Headline of the Month · 22 June 2009
Some new stuff · 18 June 2009
Tried out some new stand-up gags in Fitzroy last night.. needs a tonne of tightening for word economy.
Cottesloe Beach... FAIL · 15 June 2009
Oh dear.
I’m heading back to Perth in a couple of weeks, and you can be sure as hell Cottesloe beach will be one of the first places I’ll be heading… just not this ‘water’ part.
Thanks Cottesloe City Council. You saved my life…
Why I love WA News... · 3 June 2009
They have the best headlines in the freaking world.
And in today's News Headlines... · 17 March 2009
Take a look, if you will, at the story that made the top of the list, and then what was relegated to the bottom of the list of today’s “news” stories…
Most Deceptive Headline Ever · 11 March 2009
I was expecting it to be something about what I saw on the freeway in Perth over Christmas:
[Genius Ben] Episode 10: "John Malkovich" · 6 March 2009
Sure enough, it’s happened again. If you missed previous episodes, click here. The following audio is disturbing at best. And funny at worst.
This week, Ben takes the guise of the brilliant and egocentric actor of various origins, Mr. John Malkovich.
Genius Ben and I are doing a show in the 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Click the image below to find out more!
[Genius Ben] Episode 9: "Owen Wilson" · 5 March 2009
Sure enough, it’s happened again. If you missed previous episodes, click here. The following audio is disturbing at best. And funny at worst.
This week, Ben takes the guise of nasally deformed hollywood movie star Owen Wilson.
Genius Ben and I are doing a show in the 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Click the image below to find out more!