SUPER-REG!
Long Story: See below...

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So the story is as follows (with names omitted for ..er.. legal reasons?)

A woman (let's call her Mrs. X) was driving her silver Honda CRV on her way to work one morning, with her daughter in
the back, when she pulled up at some lights and recognised the guy in the car next to her as a work colleague -
let's call him Reg. So Mrs. X winds down her window and shouts out some racially-oriented jest about Reg's music
which was booming from his car at the time. Reg comes back at her with a comment of equivalent wit presumably.

From here, it gets interesting.

The light goes green, Mrs. X moves forward, but then out of nowhere, a purple sedan races out from beside her and
smashes into her. Reg, seeing the accident happen right before him, parked his car in the emergency lane, and
like Super-man lunging towards Lois Lane falling from a building, Reg leapt over the guard rail and ran straight for
Mrs. X's car to see if she was okay - she was injured, but not too badly, nor was her daughter - Reg then leapt over to
the perpetraitor, ensuring that they wouldn't flee from the scene; he opened the drivers-side door to reveal a sobbing
petite young blonde woman sobbing uncontrollably. The girl looked up and exclaimed, "Who the hell are you??"
Our hero looked the woman straight in the eye and replied in his best Hero-voice, "I'm REG!!"

(Needless to say, the whole incident was spread around the office and the pair will constantly be reminded by colleagues
of 'the Time Reg Saved the Day." This caricature was commissioned by three of their colleagues.)